You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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