I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
someone get that fucking seahorse.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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