who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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