so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I enjoy the company of your penis
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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