how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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