IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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