You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Randomize
