You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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