a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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