I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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