I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
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