I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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