she woke up with a sticky ear
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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