i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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