I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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