also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Boobs speak an international language.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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