So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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