where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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