thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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