The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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