i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
