Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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