Taylor Swift is so right about you.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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