she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Floor bacon is actually really good
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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