yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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