come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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