He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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