I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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