big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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