Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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