Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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