Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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