Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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