so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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