id be glad to
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'm like, not good at living.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
All the doctor said was why
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