He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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