New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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