i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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