No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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