This girl is more easily done than said...
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
