Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
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