I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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