No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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