Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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