just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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