Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
ttyl tear gas
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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