Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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