It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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