O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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