This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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